What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which celebrity became a great detective?