What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Where do birds go to drink?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do cows say on NYE?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is the quickest button on a radio?