What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is a table you can eat?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How does dinner smell?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?