Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?