Why is winter considered holy?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?