What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What food is a man's best friend?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What car always breaks the rules?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of pants do fish wear?