What do you call a short cow?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?