Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What sports are both plant-based?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do fairies always drink?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?