Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did autumn say to summer?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which state is the cleanest?