Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?