Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which elf is the best singer?