What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How does a barber get to work?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What game do mice love to play?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How does a cow do math?