Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does winter fat turn into?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.