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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
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What's black and white and red all over?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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