What game do cows play at parties?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do cubes make great referees?