What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is the smallest lion?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?