What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?