Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How did the tree get lost?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you say to a really good barista?