My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do naked fish play with?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?