What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the most determined bird?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you get straight A's?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do chickens leave the highway?