What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do horses navigate at night?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What game do mice love to play?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?