What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?