What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?