Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?