What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?