What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do bees gossip?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the most masculine animal?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?