What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do fish do at parades?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's black and white and red all over?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?