What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How does a barber get to work?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?