Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?