If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?