Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?