Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do stars go to college?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is the biggest ant in the world?