What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?