What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?