What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did electricity win the race?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?