When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does a panda ghost say?