What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How did the toad die?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?