What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?