Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What animals make the best students?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?