Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do little fish love to play with?