Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do burgers like to dance?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are all priests fit?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?