What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
May flour.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?