Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?