What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do naked fish play with?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the cow afraid?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which insect makes the best father?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?