Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?