Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What car can you only see twice a year?