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What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
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How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?