What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?