What do chefs do in their spare time?
They go chopping.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where are average things manufactured?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?