What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the politest month?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are books always so angry?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?