How does dinner smell?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?