What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?