What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?