Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?