Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What animal has the most fun?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?