Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do cows like to dance to?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
It's allergy season again?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?