It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is the most adorable season?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What shape is bad at driving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?