Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How does a barber get to work?
What part of a football field is never the same?