I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What fish sings the best?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?