What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?