Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is winter considered holy?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the student eat their homework?