What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the student eat their homework?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?