Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Which relative loves rice?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of monkey flies to school?