Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do horses navigate at night?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are skeletons always hungry?