What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?