Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What makes music in your hair?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"