Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What food is a man's best friend?