What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Who invented fractions?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are all priests fit?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?