Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the fish blush?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?