Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did summer say to spring?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do some people love eating snails?