Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is a plant's favorite college course?