Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?