Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?